justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

My phone wallpaper is 2 cool 4 u

camonialle:

A prank is putting salt in the sugar tin. Groping women without their consent is sexual assault.

Fuck yes, Alli!

How to Draw

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

My photoset I posted earlier today only got two notes blah

graveyard-whistler:

"That is pretty cool.” [x]

394heisenberg:

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

the video has been removed BUT THE CHANNEL IS STILL UP

"What is a subway sleeping bag?"

"It’s that thing of when you’re on the train and you side between two guys in FUBU jackets."

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015